Similar parties are held in
suburban neighborhoods. Filled with 10 year old
kids having too much fun, and ~40 year old
adults trying to. We don't hire
DJs here, instead they usually
guilt a kid with a wicked
stereo (
me) into doing the
music. No matter what, do not help them. I did the music the last two
block parties on my block, this year I said "
forget about it" Choosing the
music is fun, dragging 4
bigass Pioneer speakers home when everyone else is too
drunk to help at 1am is
not. The kids
play basketball,
egg toss and
soccer, while the adults indulge in
socialization until they think
drunk tug of war is a
good idea.
drunk tug of war, usually played between
men and
women, often results in the
anchor having
his/
her pants fall down. It's really a shame I didn't do the music, I would have made a
badass DJ in my
TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION t-shirt, and the music that the
middle-aged people put on sucked rocks.
This is in Broomall/Marple, a suburb of Philadelphia, YMMV