February 20, 2002 (idea)

I came upon a page at microsoft.com touting their spanking new Windows Powered Smartphone 2002 (eek). The list of highlights particularly reads:

ONE DEVICE FOR WORK AND PLAY

• You only need one hand
• Small, but powerful

(uh-oh)

May it be
when darkness falls
your phone will ring true

A tip for the dense and furious: the funny part begins at "One device", the key word is in the line above.