A Carney is addressing a crowd of folks
STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP! We got us a whole
nose load of some
Live Nude Lesbians! HOT! and
FRESH! Netted from the sidewalks, and workplaces of
San Fransico Califor-nigh-eh and
Atlanta,
Georgia! You there sir, you look like you could use some
LIVE NUDE LESBIANS!
Why don't you take one home TODAY! They're only $25 a pair!
(in a bland, monotone voice) I don't know, I already have a pair of Hot Male Studs of my own. What exactly can some LIVE NUDE LESBIANS do for me?
I'm glad you asked! Need some extra security around the house?!? I gay-rhun-tee my
LIVE NUDE LESBIANS will quickly organize a
N.O.W protest, and that will surely keep anyone thinking of violating you or your feelings
VERY FAR AWAY. And they're easy to care for! All they need is a a nice place to sleep, water,
chocolate and
Indigo Girls to keep them perky! So whudday say? {
nudge nudge wink wink}
I rekkun I'll take a pair! Put em on the back of muh truck!
The crowd swarms the man speaking. People are shouting "Live Nude Lesbians!? I'll take 10!" and "What a deal!" Another day's business has gotten off to an excellent start