When I first moved out, I guess I got a very popular number, because really rude people kept calling for a girl named Theresa.
I got sick of being woken up at 3 am by random people to whom she owend money/drugs/sex so I found a real easy solution. A very mean one, but an easy one.
Riiiiiing!, Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Me: Allo?
Them: Is Theresa there? Tell her I need to talk to her ASAP.
Me::::sob::: I am sorry, Theresa is...is...DEAD!!! ::::SOB!:::
Them: Pause... You sure?
Me Yeah, she had a bad accident that we... we try not to talk about cause it is too...sob::: horrible....
Them: Umm...Ummm...Umm...I am sorry... Um... well, tell her Rob called...CLICK!
The calls stopped after that....