A brand of
frozen pizza*. The commercials for
Tombstone usually feature two bad-ass guys who have just finished some kind of battle. One bad-ass is clearly the loser - he's neck-deep in
quicksand, or hanging off the edge of a cliff, or something like that. At this point, the winning bad-ass invariably leans over and growls,
What do you want on your tombstone?
At which point the other guy looks up, and deadpans a line like, "Sausage and pepperoni!". Then, after a few product shots, the commercial ends with the two guys eating the pizza, apparently putting their differences aside in order to enjoy the great taste of Tombstone together.
*On a side note, I just found out that while frozen cheese pizza is regulated by the
Food And Drug Administration, frozen
pepperoni pizza is regulated by the
Department Of Agriculture. How weird is that?