As related to me by a
mutual friend, let's call him
Jim-bob.
Roughly 2:30 in the morning, my girlfriend is stoned out of her mind and hanging out with Jim-bob, Mary-lou, and some other people who we will also give funny names in order to retain some degree of anonymity. I had just talked to her on ICQ, where she was obviously pretty high. Snippets of conversation might have gone as follows:
x: blood is good but sea men are better.
orion: bloody semen is icky.
x: orion semen?
orion: what about it?
x: i want it.
Okay, that's not that weird, but it is if you know how shy she is normally about discussing sexual things with me.
The next day (well, the same day but after a period of hardcore sleeping) I'm talking to Jim-bob. He mentions how for the rest of the evening she had been sticking bananas down her throat, and kept looking for longer, thicker bigger ones.
I'm worried. What's she practicing for? I always thought I had a small penis...