This information is from a PETA campaign that had to be pulled because of protests from MADD.

1. Beer has zero fat; milk is loaded with fat.

2. Beer has zero cholesterol; milk contains 20 mg of cholesterol in every 8-oz. serving.

3. Beer doesn't contain hormones or antibiotics, while milk contains an ever-increasing variety of the pesticides and antibiotics fed to cows, including rBGH, the notorious growth hormone that can give guys breasts.

4. Beer has half a gram of fiber in every cup; milk has no fiber whatsoever.

5. Beer has only 12 mg of sodium per cup. Milk is sky-high in the stuff.

6. Beer has 3 grams of complex carbohydrates in a 12-oz. glass; milk has no complex carbohydrates.