1977 soft-core porn movie directed by Tom DeSimone, written by Mark Rosin, about a a young beauty parlour employee (Penny, played by Candice Rialson) whose generative organs acquire the ability of speech and, for comedic effect, a separate personality (named, of course, Virginia). Wacky hijinks ensue.

Rated Restricted, ostensibly based on a true case of a woman who had reversed urinary glands and lymph nodes or something along those lines, absurdly exaggerated to form the one joke in true made-in-the-'70s-one-joke-movie style.

Now you understand why I crack up every time I look to the nodelets on the right.