A) A movie by uber-lefty Michael Moore, a documentary of a BBC crew following him on his book tour for Downsize this! and along the way helping workers unionize and coming face to face with the great Satan aka Phil Knight, the Nike CEO who admits on tape that he employs 14-year-olds in Vietnam.

B) Also a 200-years overdue earthquake that will tear the entire Pacific rim three directions at once, coming any day now. Are you ready for beachfront property in Colorado?

c) Thermonuclear war, especially with hydrogen bombs.