I want you to help me with a song about my favourite food...
You know what my favourite food is?
SAMMICHES@!#@
Right! How'd you guess?
Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
Sing that chorus again with me - ready?
Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
Mm-hmm!
Well I'm roamin' and a-travelling and a-wanderin' alone,
And if you care to listen I will sing a happy song;
I will not ask a favour and I will not ask a fee
but if you have yourself a sandwich won't you give a bite to me?
Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
Well once I went to England - I visited the Queen!
I swear she was the grandest lady that I'd ever seen...
I told her she was beaootiful and could not ask for more;
She handed me a sandwich and she threw me out the door!
Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
Yeah!
Well, once I met a pretty girl - the fairest in the land -
Young men in the county, they were asking for her hand.
They would offer her the moon and they would offer her the sea;
I offered her a sandwich and she said she'd marry me.
Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
Well a sandwich may be egg or cheese or even peanut butter,
But they all taste so good to me it really doesn't matter.
Jam or ham or cucumber or any kind will do -
I like sandwiches - how about YOU?!
Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
- traditional camp song, as performed by Fred Penner on the album The Cat Came Back.