Wow, you guys are good! I love Genesis, and I have to strongly recommend reading it in or translating it from the Greek if you can. It's purty.

What kills me, really, is that God was very obvious about why he didn't want his two naked monkees eating of that Tree. The snake brings it up too. Because Adam and Eve were made in God's image (well, actually, Adam and Lilith were made in God's image, and Eve was made in Adam's, but we won't go there for now), if they had the Knowledge of Good and Evil, they would be like God (except for being mortals). And if you remember, there was another tree, the one that God threw them out of the Garden to get them away from it--the Tree of Life Everlasting is what my Torah calls it. Anyway, so God knew that if we ate the first apple we would be only one apple away from godhood. Obviously he didn't want that, because he got pissed and tossed us out of the garden when we ate the first apple.

Um...then, thousands of years later, he sends his only son, bearing the same name as the serpent no less, and what does the Son want to do? Give us all Eternal Life.

But if the whole purpose of human life is to actually attain the same state as god, why the fuck did Lucifer get made such a horrible example for trying that very same thing???


You know, sometimes I think I would give my life for an actually accurate, un-fucked-with, not-mistranslated version of the fucking bible.