This is how one of my best friends described almost losing his virginity:

Okay, I'm caught in a rundown between third and home. My girlfriend is the catcher, and I'm waiting for her to drop the ball so I can slide on in. Of course, her father is the third baseman with a mitt in one hand and a rifle in the other, and the third base coach is standing there saying, ' I told you not to go!' Then they called the game: rain.