Apparently, according to Christians, NOT the first two people on Earth. This is a very popular, and supposedly effective saying (if you're a mindless zombie), "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." And thus it's proven that homosexuality MUST be wrong. I really wish that Christians could get over their catch phrases, and realize that those verses in the bible aren't saying what they think they are. Those verses are referring to the pedophilism that was going on in Rome at that time, according to many biblical scholars. Well, the more open minded ones, anyway. The other ones are just freaked out by homosexuals, and they want the world to hate us.

And if I'm wrong, may God strike me dead where I stand before I can finish this node!