Popularly quoted and mutated line originally attributed to
Mae West. I've looked several places online, and I've seen it quoted as anything from
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? to
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Gwen: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Eddie: Actually, it's a gun. *BANG BANG BANG!, Gwen falls to the ground a bloody mess*
Sadly, this fantasy sequence is IMHO the only part of America's Sweethearts worth seeing besides the movie unveiling scene.