HEY ALL YOU CRAZY MIDWEST NODERS


Every April, my fraternity at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign hosts the biggest party on campus, called Watermelon Slush.  It's the night of this Saturday, April 6th (it technically starts on April 7th at 1 AM).  You will have the following to look forward to:
 

  • 12,000+ Jello shots
  • 100+ cases of beer
  • 15-20 completely overspiked giant watermelons
  • Our frat house decorated as a giant watermelon
  • 2,000 crazy drunken college kids tearing the house down with another 1,000 outside waiting in line to get in
  • You get to meet ME!  And the party is ON MY BIRTHDAY!


So if any of y'all want to come down for it, /msg me and lemme know.  I'll get you added to the guest list so you can get in and give you all the other information you need.