12:50 PM Eastern
Daylight Savings Time.
Today is my next to last day of
work. I wrote my last little
niblet of
code today; everything has been handed off to my clueless team members and
documented to the best of my ability. I estimate the first
emergency help call will be fifteen minutes after I get home.
Saw
Hoosiers tonight for the first time in about ten years. Still a
first class movie.
My
aunt,
uncle, and two
cousins are arriving from Florida tomorrow to stay with us for a couple of days. My cousins (ten and four years old) usually get up around 6 AM. I usually get up around 4 PM. My door is going to be
barricaded by about ten layers of furniture and whatever else I can throw at it.
I gotta remember to put my
ethernet card back in before I leave for school in a few weeks...
Girls are
insane.
When I first started listening to music by
The Offspring (six years ago, cripes...), I just thought it was cool. Lately though, I've really started identifying more and more with a lot of the ultra-depressing
lyrics. The funny thing is that I'm perfectly happy with my life right now. I think I'm just starting to get even more
cynical about everything. If I don't find a
girlfriend soon I may spontaneously combust. My views on
womankind probably aren't helping the matter. It wouldn't kill me to
smile every once in a while, either. I think part of the problem is that aside from a brief period at the beginning of my
freshman year of
college, my standards don't lower when I'm
drunk. I've always been immensely proud and protective of that, but a little
nookie wouldn't hurt. I'm in the best shape of my life; I haven't had a
girlfriend in nine months. I'm
whining. I don't care.
FUCK OFF.