Boston English (thing)

For the record, you cannot pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd.

Unless you are a Hahvid cop.

And it's pronounced "Hahvid" in good B.E., not "Hahvahd", unless you are a Boston Brahmin, the now-rare onetime Boston intellectual elite.

For more info on Boston English see The Wicked Good Guide to Boston English: http://www.boston-online.com/glossary.html