I don't know the exact
policy of
jokes on
Everything, but I heard this one from a
dirty old man at school and it cracked
me up so I decided to
share it.
WARNING
This joke contains adult content.
Leprechaun Joke by Unknown
It's right around St. Patrick's Day. This guy is just getting out of a meeting in a large office building, and since the meeting was so long, he has to go pee. So, he goes into the bathroom and starts doing his thing when he notices a Leprechaun taking a leak in the urinal next to him. He says,
Man: "Sorry to bother you, but I noticed your little green top hat, and you're kind of short, are you a Leprechaun?"
Leprechaun: "Aye, laddie, you got me. And since you guessed it you get three wishes, but make it quick because I don't have all fucking day. What's the first one?"
Man: "Well, I've been working all of my life to try to make money but I'm always broke. My first wish is money. Millions and millions of dollars."
Leprechaun: (nods his head once) "When you go to the bank, there will be 1 billion dollars in your account, more than you can ever spend. Now hurry up, what's your second wish?"
Man: "Women. Tons and tons of women."
Leprechaun: (nods his head once) "When you get home there will be 10 naked blondes laying in your bed. They'll do whatever you want. Now hurry the fuck up, what's your last wish?"
Man: "I couldn't help but notice, but you have an extremely large penis for a man of your stature. I wand a dick as big as yours."
Leprechaun: "Ahh, laddie, that's a pretty tall order. If you want a dick this big, you'll have to be willing to take it. Are you willing to take a dick this big?"
Man: "Oh yes, I've always wanted to have a big dick so women will like me."
Leprechaun: "But are you sure you're willing to take it?"
Man: "YES!"
At his point the Leprechaun gets behind the man, pulls his pants down, and rams him in the ass. He's pumping away and the man is screaming and groaning having to take a dick this big. As he is doing his deed, the Leprechaun says,
Leprechaun: "So, laddie... How old are you anyway?"
Man: (straining to get the words out) "Twenty-nine!"
Leprechaun: "And you still believe in Leprechauns, do you..."
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