Things to do to salvage a shitty day (idea) by SgtCoolGuy

Regression:

Color a children's coloring book. Note: Coloring placemats meant for small children at restaurants in full view of adults gets you bonus points.
Build a fort out of all the cushions in your home.
Stomp in mud puddles.
Play in the rain.
Nobody can resist smiling while on a trampoline singing.

Scream. Loudly. If you're the shy type, or have roomies try the optional scream-into-a-pillow.
Buy one of the blow up clowns with the weight in the bottom. Proceed to beat the living snot out of him.
Break anything that sounds loud and expensive, but is actually quite inexpensive. Plastic works good for this. ie. CD cases

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