IT'S
THE YEAR 2000, I WANT
FLYING CARS, I WAS
PROMISED FLYING CARS? WHY AREN'T THERE ANY
FLYING CARS? DON'T WE NEED
FLYING CARS? WE'RE IN
THE YEAR 2000, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY
FLYING CARS. HOW CAN A
CIVILIZATION SURVIVE IN
THE YEAR 2000 AND NOT HAVE ANY
FLYING CARS? I WANT
FLYING CARS AND I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL WE HAVE
FLYING CARS. YOU KNOW WHY WE DON'T HAVE
FLYING CARS? BECAUSE OF SILLY, RIDICULIOUS BASTARDS LIKE YOURSELF, OH WE DON'T WANT THE
HINDENBURG DISASTER ON OUR
ROADWAYS AND
HIGHWAYS, WE DON'T WANT
GERMAN ATROCITIES IN OUR
BASEMENT, WE DON'T WANT THE VARIOUS DEBATES ON THE PRONOUNCIATIONS OF
AYN RAND,
LINUX AND AND
JOHN JAY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT'S PRONOUNCED 'won way'? WON WAY TO
HELL IF YOU ASK ME.
YOU KNOW WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY
FLYING CARS? BECAUSE OUR SCIENTISTS KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY FASCISTS WHO WOULD HAVE THEM MAKE DEBATES ON THE PRONOUNCIATIONS OF
OBSOLETE ROMANTIC LANGUAGES AND SYSTEMS WHICH MEASURE HOW HOT SPICES LIKE
TABASCO ARE. WE DON'T HAVE ANY
FLYING CARS BECAUSE OF
TABASCO AND
AYN RAND, DAMMIT, DO YOU HEAR ME? IT'S BECAUSE OF
AYN RAND WE DON'T HAVE ANY
FLYING CARS. WE NEED
FLYING CARS. WE CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT
FLYING CARS. WE WERE PROMISED
FLYING CARS AND WE WANT
FLYING CARS AND WE WANT
FLYING CARS RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS SECOND. AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE US
FLYING CARS RIGHT NOW, THEN WE ARE GOING TO START AN ARMED REBELLION TO FORCE YOU TO GIVE US
FLYING CARS, DAMMIT!