(Fictional character). The chubby German prison camp guard in Hogan's Heroes, a sitcom set in World War II. Schultzi's leading characteristics were gullibility, chasing anything in a skirt (although he was married), and trying not to get in trouble.

His big catch-phrases were "I see nothiiing! I know nothiiiing!" He shouted these often, in an attempt to convince himself that it was true since adjusting his worldview to fit what he was seeing, namely the prisoners perpetrating every kind of bizarre stunt, often right before his eyes, would have been too painful and difficult.

He was played by John Banner.