Dalnet's
theme song, on the melody of '
Miami' by Will Smith.
Here
I am in the
place where I come to
chat..
DAL, the net where even the
bots are all that..
Everyday like a mardi
gras, everybody
party all
day
No
work - all
play,
okay??
So
/msg all your
friends, or just come to
chill..
IRCers over in
Europe runnin up a high bill
Countless
guys have fell, for our
AOP Michelle``
And everytime the ladies
/join, they be like "Hi L!"
Can y'all feel me, all
ages and
races
Real sweet faces
Every different nation,
Spanish, Hatian,
Indian, Jamaican
Black,
White,
Cuban, and
Asian
I only came for 10 minutes of playin'..
But everytime I come I always wind up stayin'..
This is the type of
net I could spend a whole day in..
DALNet, the
network that keeps the roof blazin
Chorus:
Party in the
network where the heat is on
All night, keep chattin till the break of
dawn
Welcome to DALNet
Buenvenidos a DALNet
Bouncin from a
shell where the heat is on
All
night, keep chattin till the break of dawn
I'm goin to DALNet
Welcome to DALNet
Yo I heard the
netsplits ain't nothin to mess with
But since I got on I aint seen a split, it's a
trip
Ladies in the chan sayin how much they missed you..
And they be screamin out, "Jeff we loved the last
issue!"
So I'm thinkin I'mma
DCC chat me somethin
hot
In this world-wide cyberchat melting pot
Hottest chatting on the net, plenty of
warez to
leech
The ladies, ha, get to ya, it's about to reach
Five-hundred degrees
On DALNet
IRC, with the hot mommies
Screamin "Aii poppy"
Everytime I log on, they be spottin me
/
Notify list, #ircnews.com,
LMNOP ..
So, irc.dal.net we go
We flow, and all the ladies know, yo:
Pound for pound anywhere you go ..
.. ain't no chat net in the
world like this
An if you ask how I know I gots ta plead the fifth
Chorus
Don't get me wrong,
EFNet got it goin on
An Under is the net that we know don't
sleep
An we all know that
Galaxy and
Chatnet stay
jiggy
But on the sneak, DALNet bringin heat for real
Y'all don't understand
I never seen so many nekkid women on their
webcams..
Ladies, this is the plan
Talk on
IRC for a few minutes, see if we
click..
Gimmie your
pic??
Damn, you look
sexy
Maybe we should meet? In the West Keys
Ride my jetskis, loungin in the palm trees
Cause you gotta have
cheese for the summerhouse piece on
southbeach
mIRC and
Ircle, registered copies cause you bought em.
Kickass IRC
scripts,
everybody got em
Ain't no
surprise in the chan to see Joe .. Blow.
DALNet, my second home
Chorus to fade
(Written by
LMNOP)