Never whistle while you're pissing (idea)

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The Illuminatus! Trilogy	Turn your head and cough	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Hagbard Celine
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Don't piss here	Koan	cunnilingus	Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
Illuminati	Robert Anton Wilson	This is your life	Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
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