Who's tearing up the wastebasket in the kitchen?
Strewing garbage throughout the living room?
Who's chewing fingers off my wool gloves, now?
Everyone knows it's puppy!

Who's in the garden pulling up my vegetables?
Digging holes underneath my neighbor's fence?
Who tore a gash in the liner of the pond, now?
Everyone knows it's puppy!

And puppy ate something bad!
The chocolate left out by Dad!
The vet asked, "How much has he had?"
And my bank account is sad,
(So very saaaad!)

Who gives me kisses when I get home from work
Smiling everytime I walk in the room
Who's snoring softly, warm in my lap, now?
Everyone knows it's puppy!

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