Jingle Bells!
by James Lord Pierpont
Snorting lines of Dashing through the snow
In a stolen Chevrolet one-horse open sleigh
O'er the hills we go
Laughing all the way
Eating chicken wings Bells on bobtail ring
Drinking Miller Lite Making spirits bright
Oh what sport to ride and sing
A Slayer sleighing song tonight
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Jingle bells, shotgun shells jingle bells
Dead rabbits Jingle all the way
O what joy it is to drive ride
In a stolen Chevrolet one-horse open sleigh
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a drive ride
And soon Fat Miss Fannie Bright
Was seated by my side
The seats were horse was stained lean and rank lank
Misfortune seemed our his lot
We He thought that we would rob a got into a drifted bank
And we got locked up upsot
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A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out to score some on the snow
And smoking crack on my back I fell
A pimp gent was cruising riding by
In a stolen Chevrolet one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
But quickly drove away
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Now cocaine the ground is white
Go sell it while you're young
Fuck Take them hoes girls tonight
And crank sing a Slayer this sleighing song
Just get yourself laid a bobtailed bay
Two fortys is all you need is his speed
Steal yourself a Chevrolet Hitch him to an open sleigh
Smoke And crack! You'll take the lead
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