Jean-Paul Sartre's Answering Machine Message (idea)

Jean-Paul Sartre	I will put Chaos into fourteen lines	Nietzsche is pietzsche	The reason we were so excited about Y2K
SARTRE	My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem	The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook	Existentialism
Cookie Crisp	What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands	Worst episode ever	The Matrix
Existentialism is a Humanism	Latin answering machine message	Snow White and The Seven Samurai	Being and Nothingness
Tigermilk	The metaphysics of fascism and liberalism	When The Pawn...	Bane