A
couple of jokes,
courtesy of my
stepfather:
It was a
dark and
stormy night..
The ship was tossed back and forth by the waves, the wind howled through the
sails, and the rain
lashed the
deck. The crew huddled around the
lantern, drew their blankets around them and shivered, as the
Captain began to tell a tale:
"It was a dark and stormy night.."
Pete and
Repeat were crossing the
road.
Pete got
run over.
Who was left?
Repeat
Pete and Repeat were crossing the road..