A couple of jokes, courtesy of my stepfather:


It was a dark and stormy night..
The ship was tossed back and forth by the waves, the wind howled through the sails, and the rain lashed the deck. The crew huddled around the lantern, drew their blankets around them and shivered, as the Captain began to tell a tale:
"It was a dark and stormy night.."

Pete and Repeat were crossing the road.
Pete got run over.
Who was left?
Repeat
Pete and Repeat were crossing the road..