"So if a period is a dot, what's a comma?", she says to me.
"A period with a penis," I replied.
"What do you make of a semicolon?"
"Sex."
"And the regular colon?"
"Lesbian sex. And the quotation marks are gay sex."
"What's the exclamation point, then?"
"Girl on her period."
"Question mark?"
"Drunk girl on her period."
The universe seemed to make much more sense.