The First Church of Heart-breaking, Life-taking and Fucking in the Streets
The Holy Trinity:
Johnny Cash - The Father Willie Nelson - The Son Waylon Jennings - The Holy Ghost
The 7 Pillars:
The 1st Pillar - It's all good The 2nd Pillar - Nice guys finish last The 3rd Pillar - Take all you want, but eat all you take The 4th Pillar - The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom The 5th Pillar - Infect all systems The 6th Pillar - A V8 engine's a good start for me The 7th Pillar - Too much is never enough
The 11 Commandments:
The 1st Commandment - Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free The 2nd Commandment - I hunt whitetail all year 'round The 3rd Commandment - I'm with stupid The 4th Commandment - Keep your hands off my stuff The 5th Commandment - Okahey The 6th Commandment - Keep laughing, it's a long way to the bank The 7th Commandment - Could I see some identification? The 8th Commandment - Spelling counts The 9th Commandment - Hush, feet The 10th Commandment - Pull firmly, use both hands The 11th Commandment - If you can't eat it or fuck it, kill it
The Holy Slogan:
Non serviam, motherfucker!