Go to Zerns, in Gilberstville, PA. Go to the back flea market. See the man selling swords and knives? Look under the glass. See those things that look like brass knuckles? Yeah, he calls 'em "paperweights." He says that sometimes people buy two or three at a time. "They do a lot of paperwork," he told me. I shuffled away, still wanting a sword.

BTW--this is a true story.