...is
easy.
And the first step on a long, long road of shallow, sad, empty, pointless
sex.
I used to do it a lot.
I never shall, ever again.
But if you want to try anyway....
It's much more about fooling yourself than about fooling your partner.
Remember when you were 8 and wanted a day off school, and so made yourself seem ill
just by thinking about it hard enough?
Faking an orgasm is very much like that.
So...
Setting the scene
Building up
Almost there
Coming
And coming down
- SMILE HUGELY
and
- relax
- let your grip on their hair or bum or whatever you've got hold of loosen and fall away
- let your breathing slow, but continue being a little ragged
- Let your eyes flutter open and SMILE sleepily
- cuddle against your partner (again making sure your face is hidden)
Congratulations: You have just taken your first step toward a horrible,
pointless sexual relationship, fraught with lies, resentment and
bitterness; easy to begin, almost impossible to get back to a sharing and open
and satisfying relationship.
And isn't that what it's really all about?