The Republican Party is a big nasty group of big-business moguls, psycho gun fucks, ultra-Christian lunatics, white supremacists, women-haters, clinic bombers, military nuts, creationists, evil smokers, and rich pussy-boys who preach hate and greed. Ultimately, they would like to extinguish all fun and let the poor and old die at their bloody hands. If they ever gain complete control, it's obvious that America will become a dystopian Nazi Germany-like state.

They are the opposite of Democrats, who exude love from every pore of their beautiful bodies and are known to walk across water on occasion.

At least that's what I heard on MTV.