Popular snack food. The main ingredient in potato chips is not potato, as one would suspect, but grease. Being deep fried, potato chips are some of the worst things you can eat. Potato chips come in several varieties:

  1. Original
  2. Barbeque
  3. Garlic and Onion
  4. Sour Cream and Onion
  5. Garlic, Sour Cream, and Onion
  6. So foul smelling it will make an elephant pass out.

Potato chips come in several shapes as well:

  1. Flat
  2. Rippled
  3. Vaporized