A wondrous little
marvel of an application that randomly generates bizarre, extremely
offensive, occasionally nonsensical sentences. And then occasionally it says "
I love you", and other choice expressions of
affection.
Written by Caitlin Rodriguez, and distributed
free by
TheSpark.com, this is perhaps the simplest yet most amusing
windows application I have ever encountered. There are few options (you can narrow the responses to "only big disses"), but if you find
revolting,
obscene insults funny, it is great fun.
Some of the less offensive things it has come up with lately are:
"You are such a
nipple pirate."
"My best friend says you are a dead
baboon."
"Someone ought to burn your crotch."
It is available at www.thespark.com/dis