I never thought it would be like this (thing)

How to tell a girl just wants to be friends	Why am I crying?	I met a man twice my age	When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
This wasn't how it was supposed to be	When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together	then I hugged him	How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.	It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train	Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz	away from me
How female ejaculation saved my life	They grow up. No one told me.	You can't chop a tree down with your head	What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
It happened a long time ago	I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow	Everything you're not supposed to do	Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl
An important message from the Prime Minister of Australia	I'd love you if I'd never been born	Mother and I Would Like to Know