The
nature of the
Sandwich Birthing Machine is
not exactly understood by
scientists, but
popular folk lore suggests that they were first utilized in
primitive Greek Bistros, in the
island or
Crete.
Here, it is said that the ancient
Cretans made a pact with
the Gods and were given the first
sandwich mother.
Immediately, the
population of
Crete was
reduced to
obesity, and
faced destruction.
It was at this
time in
history that the
legendary Bistrophidipides Deli emerged.
Seeing his
fellow people growing
fat and
week, he took it upon himself to control the
creatures. He
founded the
Sacred Order of Deli, and
simultaneously the
Sandwich Birthing Machines all but vanished from
the face of the Earth. It was around this time in history that the
gyro was becoming
popular. These
sandwiches, were, at first called
Deli's Evil Conspiratorial Not Birthed Sandwiches, but the name was changed for
some odd reason.
In modern day times, what the
Sandwich Birthing Machine actually looks like, many will
never know.
Some say it looks like a massive
queen ant, constantly being fed
royal sandwich jelly. Most, however, suggest it is merely a
myth used to further
delude the
delusional.