(with apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein)

Oh the pirate and the ninja should be friends!
The pirate and the ninja should be friends!
One man steals then drinks his health
The other likes to kill by stealth
But that's no reason why they can't be friends!

Trendy killin' folk should stick together
Trendy killin' folk should all be pals!
Ninjas get down with Pirate Annie
Pirates dance with the Ninjagals!

I'd like to say a word for the pirate
He plunders as he sails both near and far
And when he's done, he holds a celebration
His boarding party's always rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

I'd like to say a word for the ninja
With martial arts tricks no one else can do
And though you say you've never ever seen one
That doesn't mean that they're not seein' you!

But the pirate and the ninja should be friends!
Oh the pirate and the ninja should be friends!
Pirates loves to steal their loot
Ninjas strike and then they scoot
But that's no reason why they can't be friends!

The pirate folk are boist'rous and flamboyant
The ninjas rock at playing "you can't see me."
But that's no reason they can't have a sit-down
And feast on salmagundi and sashimi!

Trendy killin' folk should stick together
Trendy killin' folk should all be pals!
Ninjas get down with Pirate Mary
Pirates dance with the Ninjagals!

And when the dead come stumbling from the graveyards
And stagger over land and wade the seas
The pirate and the ninja must join forces
And stand against the rise of the zombies!

Trendy killin' folk should stick together
Trendy killin' folk should all be pals!
Ninjas get down with Grace O'Malley
Pirates dance with the Nin-ja-gals!