Dumb laws (thing)

Texas:

• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
• It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
• It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
• In Dallas it is illegal to possess realistic dildos.
• In Houston beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

Wisconsin:

• Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
• It is illegal to kiss on a train.
• In Milwaukee if one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
• In St. Croix women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.

Florida:

• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
• Oral sex is illegal.
• You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
• In Tampa Bay it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
• In Daytona Beach the molestation of trash cans is banned.

These are just a few of the ones I found. At www.dumblaws.com you can find a bunch from every state. It also has dumb laws from countries other than the United States.