Have you ever noticed that Jesus is portrayed on crucifixes as having very well defined muscles, and great muscle tone? I mean, Jesus is cut! I'm envious of the six pack abdominals one can pretty much expect to find on a Jesus figurine.
Given that so many representations of Jesus in this condition are on display in Catholic churches, and considering the views that the Catholic Church seem to
take towards homosexuality, wouldn't it seem funny if
many homosexual males had their earliest homosexual wet dreams about such a representation of Jesus? And there seems like great potential for some sort of Jesus porn.
If I believed in Hell, I'd end up burning there for saying the above...