Short isn't bad. Write.
17:00:00 - 17:10:00 server time, April 7, 2006.
Who?
aionaever - Shortest science fiction story ever
Chiisuta - Vagina masculina
bol - A very short romance
Habakkuk - A Moment with a Bad Seed
kthejoker - Shortest science fiction story ever
wertperch - Freshette
ascorbic - A short guide to identifying a couple
Tato - sunvex
twofourtysix - Demonstrator
drownzsurf - A Lovely Tea
graceness - Headhunter
rummage - twelve words about love
RangyJoeyHondo - Untitled #4
SharQ - Diesels as good as Hybrids
SharQ - Particulate filter
Andrew Aguecheek - Seminar
ariels - file descriptor, totally disconnected
Sofacoin - Worship
ariels - prefix-free encoding
artman2003 - Snakes on a Space Station
The Custodian - Torpedo room
wertperch - Lang May Yir Lum Reek
nocodeforparanoia - 1488, 1489
Cletus the Foetus - Cannibal
yclept - microwave popcorn
Wntrmute - Identity of Sophie Germain, height
Pint - twinight
liveforever - Two-word poem
Mitzi - Two-word poem
RPGeek - sodium thiosulfate
RPGeek - kdm
Novacain - Swardspeak
RPGeek - MLA
bipolarbear - wankpaddles
Wiccanpiper - No Squat, No Stoop, No Squint
izubachi - Come back, come back, the vacuum's tearing things apart
kohlcass - Short women, stand tall
wertperch, Oolong, allseeingeye, grundoon judging, blessing and admitting.