George Foreman, what can I say
to your poster on the wall
that I haven’t said already?

It was on that day, Oh George
you were on TV
and all the grown-ups looking
at the grill you’re selling

But none of them, Oh George!
ever stopped to think
about your hands
those hands
with soft manners
but not hiding
strong phalanges.

George, Oh George
I was only but a child
watching old reruns
airing on TV
taped on VHS
I never knew you, yet
You spoke into my heart

When I think of you
I think of hands
that used to stop crime on its tracks
against robbers
against perverts
against jewel thieves
against international black market arms dealers
against jaywalkers

With strong thumb and fingers four
a divine quintet
did you ever knew, ahem
Rosie Palms and her family?
How could someone saint as you
ever defile himself in such an act?
Tell me George, how did you
ever find release?
How can someone in your state
be so cool about their fate?

Years have passed, and yet
Even though my mind’s a haze
I still remember you
and see your message everywhere I go
I see your power in Captain Planet
and your size in Power Rangers
your wealth in Duck Tales
your prowess in TMNT
your brains in Bill Nye
your mutant genes in X-Men

George, Oh George
how could someone be
nostalgic for a place I’ve never visited
a time I never lived in
and a persona I have never met?

Yet in my heart of hearts
and in my hand of hands
your caressing hands
soothe my soul
and massage my feet

To George Foreman’s hands
may they never know arthritis

You know the drill: Cult of Done Manifesto, point five. I saw the title and just had to write these words out of my mind to make space for more important matters. Now my soul can rest in peace