After being thrown out of college, Anonymous Source spent the mid-1990's writing online Spice Girls slash fanfic, drinking, and developing hemeroids. He eventually got a job as a custodian at the high school in the small town where he lives, and is using his knowledge of cleaning agents and solvants to develop an instant-solidifying silver spray with which he shall one day rule the world!
Most recently, he enrolled in a writing class on the advice of a teacher who thought his style had potential. His hobbies including UFOs, exobiology (he set up a website about this stuff that he doesn't update much anymore, so a friend who is better at editing now runs it), and talking about himself in the third person while making up stuff in his biography.