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Mon Jun 2 2003 at 16:01:21 (20.9 years ago )
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Tue Jun 3 2003 at 18:10:21 (20.9 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
To make the greatest applesauce
specialties
Applesauce
motto
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Cessna O-2 Skymaster (thing)
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Watch out for that bumble bee with a flaming wig and an evil grin

The top ten things I have seen homeless people doing in New York.

10. Asking for food or change.
9. Asking for booze.
8. Setting garbage on fire.
7. Getting drunk.
6. Talking to the hookers.br /> 5. Shooting heroin.
4. Chasing cats and other small animals.
3. Sleeping on a bench or the ground.
2. Smoking cigarettes or joints.
1. Making a home out of cardboard boxes.