Haiku about kleenices (thing)

The Dreaded Rear Admiral	Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys	Kleenex	End of a relationship haiku
juoksentelisinkohan	UT	office lush	If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
Pardon my French	Jabberwocky	Nipping	Haiku
Death Haiku	366	haiku are nice until there are too many in one place	I'm going to paint a number 7.
Jesus I was evil	Bad teenage poetry	twitch	Gateway