Regarding the Vorpal Blade hater's writeup, the following should be pointed out about the value of pi: The constant pi refers to the ratio between certain geometric aspects of a circle in Euclidian space! But as we know, real space is noneuclidian. This is Bad News for any claims regarding the invariance of, say, the ratio of a blood vessel's cross section to its radius (assuming the radius controls the pressure in this manner). Since this cross-section lives in a noneuclidian geometry, it is subject to change according to the local curvature tensor (or even just curvature, if you just want to do this in 3 dimensions). In other words, it is not constant!

We may therefore conclude that standing near a black hole might not be such a Good Idea. In the past, I placed a few warning signs near them, but somehow they all vanished.

THOSE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!