I had a tapeworm for dinner. It was cooked in the stove, inside a small bucket filled with sand. It looked exactly like tagliatelle, and it tasted somewhat like a mixture between pasta and french fries. Eating a tapeworm didn't strike me as gross at all, not even when its head started moving...

Later, I read a recipe for tapeworms, and discovered that I hadn't prepared it correctly. The bucket was supposed to have some carbon on top, to drain the blood from the worm's brain. This would keep it from convulsing in cramps.