You have forgotten the most important
ingredient in any
trashy romance novel. The climax of the novel is always the
predictable fight and temporary
separation plotline.
...Jessica has a seemingly disastrous argument with dark, handsome, sporty boyfriend.
...They make up in time for the last chapter, so that the perfect love can be made yet again, this time even more passionate and with delicate sprinklings of penis euphemisms here and there.