The Worssh Christmas Song Ever
by Rico Melendez
O.... kay. *urp* I've got
I'm shinging today for you...
Some Chrishmas shongs... *urp* a Shishmas... Chitmas... shong thashlike a
buh
brunch
bunch of 'em to
together...
like a foo years ago... ahem...
I think I'mmm mmmore dunk
drunk thish time...
Ohhh therezz no pace
place
like home forrrrr the holly daze...
Ffffromm Atlanta to Puh Piss Pacific
I can't be more spuh
spiss
Puh siffi
specific buh
isssshhure is terrific
Shingle gels... shingle gels...
shi shit shi jizz jingle!
bellzzz...
alltheway...
Police navi-dad...
buenos nachos ... uh... shumthin shumthin...
I wheesh you a Merry Shish.. Krist... Shishmass
fuh
fruh
from the bottom of my farrrt...
Oh Tanning Bums... oh... tan...
Oh Chrishmas Tree... oh....
wait *urp*
those two... they're like... like the shame same shong, man
whuh
W-Wish is it?
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
ffffffuck it
Ffffrom Atlanta to Pisssific...
wait
Take my hand, we'll be halfway they arrrr
Whoah oh!
We're Livin' on a pray-errr...
Oh, HA HA, thash... thazz.. not Shishmas!
Chrishmas!
Shish...
God west...
wresh...
west
rest ye murry gentle
men
let nothing
dish maayyy...
man
I'm not
I'm
like
about to
*THUNK!*
From Lanta-lick to Plashific... traffic's sure...
Wha
Whaaaaa... oh! Mushta... passhed out.. *urp*
A llllllllllittle
bit
there...
There's nooooo pace like...
Wait
From the Baltic to Pashiff
Wait!
I'll have a bluuueee... Shishma
Krishna
Chrishmush
CHRISHMAS!!
without muh
youuuuu
I'll have snowflakes fallin
memories... sumthin sumthin
From Atlantits to Piss *urp!*
Shhhhhanta Cause... in towwwn
tuh
terr
todd
toddlin coo
elepants
uh, elepants!
ELE... ELLLL... PANTS!
FANTS!!
kitty carts too
From piss
Buh
balls will be ringin
Shishmas
shitmas
KISSED MUST!
and New Year...
shhhhad song...
n' stuff
On that one day of Cuh. Riss. Muss.
My t-t-two lush
loves
Grave to me
A pear rrrridge in a parrr tay!
Naw that's a ridge par
A parr tidge
ffffffuck it
From Atlanta to
Trrrrraffic's
*urp*
O.J. Shimpson
SNOT A JEW!!
But there shhhh a lotta
lotta Jews
lotta Jewsh
uh
Who celebrate... uh
thereshhh a lotta Jews! *urp!*
Anyway
Thump titty thump
Frosssty
From At
Duhhh
Shaw mommy
Santa
Shhhhhhhanta
Un
Under
Kish
I. I. I. Shaw. SAW!
From Fiffic to
Up on
House
Top
Click click
Old Shhhaint. Ssssaint.
Nick
From
Mary dudd
I know
YOU know
Your
baby
Jeeesh
ush
I piss you
murreee
Kish
Comish
Chrish
Mussssh
Mush
*KATHUMP!*
Rico!!
Rico... not again! Let's see. Where do you turn this thing off...
Rico. RICO! How many times do I have to tell you, don't play on the laptop while you're drunk?! Seriously! Is this the "stop" here..?
Fffrommm alllanna to Pishhha-