Hey kids! It's time for another exciting episode of Russian Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food! Yaaayyy!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Mr. House-Owning Person, Door Answerer: "Hey guess who's here kids! It's Russian Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food!"
Yay-saying Kids: "Yaaaaayyyyy!!"
Hello! I am Russian Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food! Also known as Man Who Yells Very Loud All the Time For Unexplicable Reason! I here to eat all your food!
Annoying Kids Again: "Yaaayyyy!"
Step Aside! I HUNGRY NOW!
Mrs. House-Owning Wife, Also Sleeps With Brother: "Move aside, kids! Russian Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food is here to eat all of our food!"
Broken-Record Kids: "Yaaaayyyyy!!"
OK I find fridge now!
And for some reason homeless man!
TIME TO EAT!
Please No Say Yaayy Again Kids: "YAAAAYYY!!"
MUNCH! MUNCH! SLLLLUUURRRPP! GAH GAARRRHHHLL UMPH MUNCH CRUNCH! MUNCH SLUUURRRPP!
OK I stop now to tell you: You cannot tell in this medium but I rollingk my ‘R’s OUTRRRRRAGEOUSLY! Now I eat again!
MUNCH! MUNCH! SLLLLUUURRRPP! GAH GAARRRHHHLL UMPH MUNCH CRUNCH! MUNCH SLUUURRRPP!
Oh wait writeup half no links, I feex now! Now I go to pantry!
MUNCH! MUNCH! RRRIIPP! SHAKE-A SHAKE-A! MUNCH CRUNCH! MUNCH SHAKE-A-SHAKE-A MUNCH CRUNCH!!
Mr. House-Owner, Who Secretly Love Scott Baio: "Look kids! Russian Guy Who Comes Over And Eats All Your Food has eaten all of our food! Not a single crumb left!"
Kids who Please God Shut Up: "Yaaaayyy!"
And I eat cat, too!
Kids Who Finally Say Something Else: "Awwww!"
Mrs. House-Owning Woman Who Likes Brother Waaaay Too Much: "It’s OK, kids! Kitty had lupus!"
Kids Who Say Yay Again: "Yaaaayyyy!"
I pass gas now!
*phhhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!*
Mr. House-Owning Man With Pucker Face but Still Smile: "Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, kids, does that smell!"
Kids Who Now Lying On Floor: "Yaaaayyyy."
OK I go now! Time to vote in primaries! I decide on Wesley Snipes! He runningk, no?
Mr. House Owning Guy: "Always bet on black, kids!"
Kids Who Get Up Now: "Buh bye, Russian Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food!"
Mrs. Wife Who Give Brother Hand Job: "See you next time, Russian Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food"
All right, kids! Now back to your regularily scheduled writeup, German Guy Who Eats Your Face!
2008.01.31 at 20:49 - Junkill says "re E2 Scratch Pad: well, I'll tell you the truth. It had me rocking back and forth in my chair, laughing like a complete imbicile! I thought it was GREAT...Like a really sick Mad TV or SNL (back when they were good) sketch (Phil Hartman coulda played the russian guy) ... the links thing was also great fun... I have NO IDEA what people will make of it...but I laughed my ass off."
2008.02.01 at 01:52 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, Jet-Poop just cooled Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food, baby!"
2008.02.01 at 02:22 - Junkill says "re Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food: Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I'm going to C! this, but I'm'o wait a bit so it either gets out of new writeups, or down the list a bit... Hehehehe..."
2008.02.01 at 03:18 - BookReader says "re Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food: Absolutely awful. I love it. Classic artman."
2008.02.01 at 04:31 - tWD says "re Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food: I fucking love you.
2008.02.01 at 05:23 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, passport just cooled Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food, baby!"
2008.02.01 at 07:07 - golFUR says "re Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food: heh, you are even getting your fair share of shaming softlinks. it's 'worthy' *ahem*"
2008.02.01 at 07:59 - themanwho says "re Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food: this is almost good enough for monty python :)"
2008.02.01 at 11:54 - the.web.hermit says "R.E. Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food- There is nothing else to say. When will the gods punish for stealing their fire?"
I asked if it was a compliment.
2008.02.01 at 15:16 - the.web.hermit says "Think of it as awe."
2008.02.02 at 03:17 - Sol Invictus says "I have no idea what the Christ this is, but I can't help but upvote it. -5 rep? Pssh. Cretins."
2008.02.02 at 14:49 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, sweet! Someone likes Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food!"
2008.02.02 at 15:39 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, sweet! Someone likes Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food!"
2008.02.02 at 17:05 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, sweet! Someone likes Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food!"
2008.02.02 at 20:42 - the.web.hermit says "It's my belief there is a god of the internet, who thrives on such madness..."
2008.02.03 at 00:29 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, sweet! Someone likes Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food!"
2008.02.03 at 00:29 - shaogo says "re Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food: You're a really silly, very funny dude. I upvoted but apparently there's a bunch of wood-brained dingleberries around here who can't just be silly sometimes. Or maybe they're just politically correct. If you'd called it 'Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food' I'd hazard a guess that your XP would've gone through the roof."
2008.02.03 at 06:59 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, sweet! Someone likes Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food!"
2008.02.03 at 16:10 - Cool Man Eddie says "Hey, Junkill just cooled Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food, baby!"
2008.02.03 at 18:50 - Halspal said "When rootbeer said that your Russian guy writeup wasn't his type of humor he was being kind. It isn't anybody's kind of humor, artman. That writeup is anti-funny." (catbox)
2008.02.03 at 19:46 - Razhumikin says re Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food: "rockin. this reminds me of old country e2"
2008.02.03 at 23:51 - Timeshredder says "I deleted your writeup Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food. Reached -10. Even with C!s, that's a rather low rep. Node Heaven will become its new residence."
2008.02.03 at 23:54 - Timeshredder says "If you're really drawn to it, it would likely survive as a daylog. Obviously, some people really like this write-up."
2008.02.03 at 23:59 - Jet-Poop says "Phoo, I just saw that it got deleted. Very disappointing. :("
2008.02.04 at 01:35 - Junkill says "...Hey, to me it reads like good SNL (Phil Hartman era) or Kids in the Hall stuff..."
2008.02.04 at 19:01 - eien_meru says "re February 4, 2008: WTF."