Today was a monumental day in Artmanland (patent pending).
Today, for the first time ever since joining this company, I won at Nerfball. Yes, we have a little Nerf hoop set up in the conference room (before we moved the office back in March it was at the end of a hallway hung on the door to the server closet). We play PIG.
Anyway, the bossman was out first (a rare thing); but even rarer still: in the end it came down to just me and one of the best players here. We both had a "PI." He started using what's usually my secret weapon: the underhanded shot. But he could not turn my own secret weapon against me. No, no! I defended, and then went on the attack! I got one before him and he missed and for the first time ever I was VICTORIOUS! I WON, baby! I fucking WON! Yeah!
OK you may downvote me now.